André the Giant

Pros:

1. The smallest of the men standing next to André in the above image is 7 feet 2 inches tall
2. He was always sportsman-like
3. He was known as the Eighth Wonder of the World
4. He was very wise. He taught us that people in masks should not be trusted
5. He was a professional wrastler. It was very common for his opponent to pee a little bit upon entering the ring and seeing this behemoth before their eyes
6. It is not his fault for being the biggest and the strongest, he didn’t even exercise
7. There is a rumor that he could fly too. I don’t know if I believe this one but it is probably true
8. He was always offering people peanuts. Oh how he loved those peanuts

Cons:

1. He died at the age of 46. This simply wasn’t enough
2. He couldn’t swim, he could only dog paddle

André the Giant = 10 / 10

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